Anonymous Male:

Today i was at a party and a piece of meat theat was being grilled fell on the ground. our first reaction was to throw it out but then my mother told me to give it to somebody who was not very liked at the party. I took the meat and walked into the house and in my niceist voice i said "i have some meat for you would you like it" and she thought that was sweet. and then she ate it it was awesome then i had a beer...the end